Avengers films I want to happen
PUT IT IN MY FACE RIGHT FUCKING NOW.
you forgot Benedict Cumberbatch
While I think it’s fantastic that people are reading Moran’s ‘How to be a Woman’ and coming out with a stronger sense...
“Oh…what is this a drawing of, Jessica?” I asked one of my second grade students.
“My manatee friend!” she replied, smiling.
“Ahh, yes, lovely! And what is your manatee friend’s name?”
“Big Peter! But he prefers Big Pete.”

OH LAWD. THE BIG QUESTION THOUGH: IS IT GOING HOME TO THE PARENTS?
OH LAWD. THE BIG QUESTION THOUGH: IS IT GOING HOME TO THE PARENTS?
Meet Big Peter. Apparently it’s NOT a penis lol. Look at it & tell me you do NOT see a penis #TeamPenis
ok actually laughed out loud at this one